The Eastern Bloc Lay Down The Gauntlet

Welcome to tonight’s show. We are less than two weeks away from this month’s Pay Per View but the biggest story at the moment is how Stacy Keibler annihilated Trish Stratus in last weeks I Quit match, then sent her to the hospital and possibly retirement with the help of a sledgehammer. No one has been able to get in contact with Trish but the rumours are that her back is broken with possible damage to the spinal cord which if true will be the end of her career. On to this evening and The Eastern Bloc are already standing in the ring with an announcement to make. Let’s hear what they have to say.

Aksana: I not happy to be here in this town with all you disgusting fat people. You American’s are so unfit and unhealthy, look at me and my team. What you are looking at in ring right now is physical perfection. Eastern European women are most beautiful in whole world, not to mention smartest and most powerful. Now that your favourite Trish Stratus has been beaten up you will realise this. There is no one in that locker room in back that can stop us.

It’s Mandy Leon. At least someone in the back has the guts to stand up to these harlots.

Mandy: If you are so perfect Aksana, why is it you need She Hulk and a poor imitation of Ivan Drago’s wife from Rocky 4 to back you up? I’ll fight you one on one without any interference and show you how smart, sexy and powerful American women really are.

Lana: How dare you. You don’t deserve to share a ring with us. I crush you myself before you even get a shot at the title.

Aksana: Actually Lana I have better idea. She insult Julia bad, let Julia make example of this trashy little girl.

Here comes Mandy Rose now. This is heating up nicely now.

Mandy Rose: Hold on girl, I got your back. Three on one isn’t fair odds, even if it is only three Russian hookers. I’m not coming alone either. Let’s even things up.

Alexa Bliss is on the scene now. Business is about to pick up.

Alexa: Now it’s three on three, let’s go show these third world skanks how it’s done. This is for you Trish.

It looks like we have an impromptu match right here, right now. Mandy Leon is about to face Julia Vins in one on one action with Mandy Rose and Alexa Bliss in one corner, Aksana and Lana in the other. There’s the bell, here we go!

Mandy Leon charges the huge Julian Vins with a shoulder tackle, only to be dropped to the mat like she just ran into a brick wall. Julia pulls Mandy up by the hair now, military press slam drops her with force. How do you stop this monster of a woman? Julia just waits for Mandy to get back to her feet, picking her up over her shoulder with one arm. She’s just walking around inside the ring with Mandy Leon completely at her mercy, running powerslam with authority. Mandy Leon is in all kinds of trouble, hold on the other women are brawling on the outside. Mandy Rose is taking it to Lana while Alexa Bliss is trading blows with Aksana. Uh oh, Julia Vins is exiting the ring to help her teammates, wow she just turned Mandy Rose inside out with a running clothesline to help Lana. Now she turns her attention to Alexa Bliss who has the upper hand on the champion, laying the boots in to Aksana who is slumped against the steel steps. Julia grabs the back of Alexa’s head to pull her off Aksana, she picks Alexa up off the floor, huge backdrop delivered. Julia Vins has pretty much taken out all three women by herself. She re enters the ring as Aksana and Lana throw Mandy Rose and Alexa Bliss into the ring. The referee has waved this off as a no contest already. Mandy Leon is over at the ropes trying to pull herself up, Mandy Rose gets back to her feet and staggers right into a bicycle kick from Lana which almost takes her head off. Julia pulls Mandy Leon up and lifts her high in the air, powerbomb sends her crashing to the mat. Now Julia and Lana both help Alexa Bliss up and toss her into the direction of the champion, Divo Drop executed perfectly by Aksana. All three women stand tall over their victims, raising each others arms in celebration.

Talk about sending a message, with Julia Vins backing her up who in the hell is going to be able to stop Aksana as the women’s champion? They just took out three of the best upcoming prospects in the industry like they were untrained rookies. Stay tuned folks, because coming up next we are going to hear from Stacy Keibler who will no doubt be gloating over her destruction of Trish Stratus. We’ll be right back.